I’m sure as you’ve ALL heard by now, the uber-douche wunderkind from Canada, Justin Bieber, was arrested for DUI in Miami this morning.

This really should surprise no one by now, right? Even the die-hard fans gotta realize this idiot has not a brain cell in that dome of his.

I’m sure the police officers were shaking in their boots when JB became belligerent at the time of arrest. The 90 pound-wet performer woulda put down an ass-whippin, I’m sure.

“Break out the sizzurp boys, we got fresh meat coming in” <– jail chatter heard as the van pulled in to drop off JB  🙂