Wow, just when you think the little shit couldn’t do any worse, yet ANOTHER scandal for the maple-messiah (I stole that one, props to the inventor!) hits the fan.

I give you article A, aforementioned stripper with big ol titties and a case of Bieber/bud gnats hanging on each nipple…


Well, Be-liebers there’s only one more stop on his joyride to self-destruction and you all know what that is…anyone want to take bets when the gay photos start rearing (hah!) their ugly head?

Has anyone started a Bieber Doomsday clock?

…<runs off to slap a patent down>