Hey kiddies! Well 2012 decided to kick me off the face of the planet, but I managed to claw my way back to the mainstream (for the moment anyway).  Never missing a beat, I’ll pick up where we left off…

The highlight of the 2013 Grammys was definitely THIS:

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To hell with the ban CBS put on female performers clothing this year, I’m showing my goods! =)

…and to that, miss Perry, I join Ellen DeGeneres’ reaction to your wonderful globes of glory:

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ALL HAIL THE CLEAVAGE!  ALL HAIL THE CLEAVAGE!  ALL HAIL THE CLEAVAGE!